I sit on the counter of my kitchen, at 11:30 pm waiting for the chicken I just pulled from the oven to settle before I finish making whatever it is my brain has decided to mash together this time. I listen to the frogs outside the window, and the remenants of the storm from earlier.

Though I’m alone I’m not lonely, and I find reassurance in my cosmic insignificance. Dinner is good, and life is okay.

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“Uma Thurman” by Fall Out Boy with every first beat removed

Oh you’re a cat owner? Name ur cats top three nap places

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*hands you a jolly rancher*

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*hands you a jolly rancher*

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*hands you a jolly rancher*

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*hands you a jolly rancher*

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*hands you a jolly rancher*

*hands YOU a jolly rancher*

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*smacks your hand*

*hands you a jolly rancher*

dishonored really has the sexiest aesthetic ever. there’s assassins. there’s witches. there’s whales. there’s steampunk tech and shit. a beating heart that tells you peoples darkest secrets. a spooky-looking twink that won’t let you sleep. swarms of rats. it’s just undeniably sexy.

#a disgraced dilf with an incredible ass

Coke + lighter gas

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I Stitch Colorful Threads Into Tulle To Create a 3D-Effect On My Artwork


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star-temeraire asked: another weird Australia fact: we are the only country that ever cancelled a boat race due to the lake being wet.

teadrunkshitblogging:

star-otocinclus:

alloverthegaf:

asasdfdsf please elaborate

The Henley-on-Todd is a fuck you “boat” race made to poke fun at the English’s Henley-on-Thames.

The Todd River is dry most of the time and as a result it hosts the only dry river regatta.

Behold the chaos.

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My dad competed back in the 80′s and broke his toe. (Also my parents met and got engaged at the Todd Tavern which sponsors one of the above “boats”)

Unfortunately for the drunk people in Alice Springs with nothing better to do, the unseasonal wet weather of 1993 caused the river to flood, and the race had to be cancelled.

I’ve never seen anything more peak Australia in my life, not even the dude from Queensland who had a frog living in his downstairs toilet that he named George the Bog Frog.

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If Shiro had his standard hair color and haircut

From @/bravepaladins on Instagram

that feel

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Really old scrapped posts for a Sheith edit

From our Instagram @/bravepaladins

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